Inventions
I come up with a lot of useful (or not) inventions/buisness ideas that I always tell myself to write down. Now I shall do just that. At least for a few that I can remember. Feel free to actually take these and make/do them but I have patented every one so you owe me royalties or something (hah sucker). These aren't usually the full ideas, just the gists.
1.) Drexel University Liquor and Beer Store - What college does not have mass cheap alcohol within walking distance? It would make a fortune. This one is a keeper although there are probably some leagal reasons it has not already happened.
2.) Traffic Auto-drive - We already have cruise control, this would be similar except it has access to the brakes. It would be for when you are stuck on the highway or something just inching along. Stopping and starting and almost ramming the car in front is always annoying. This would go a max speed of like 5-10mph and just sense the car in front of you (could be with existing laser distance technology) and determine if it was moving away or not.
3.) Food Favorites Card - This would be a magnetic strip members club card subway or wawa would give out that you could store your favorite sandwich on. All you would have to do is swipe the thing on those wawa style terminals and BAM, your sandwich is being made. It would also be good for advertising purposes and demographics as you can see what people like and track them!
4.) Radio Information - This one I'm not too sure about but I think it should be feasible to send a little extra information with the radio signal that could identify the current song and artist. It could be recieved by your radio and displayed on the screen. This could actually have great marketing potential as you could send advertisements or whatever the hell you want to brainwash people.
5.) Soda Straw - Just a straw placed in a carbinated soda bottle. When the bottle is opened the straw would pop out ready to be drunken. Who uses a straw to drink soda? I don't care but it could be helpful.
6.) Starburst Candy Bar - I'm tired of unwrapping each individual piece of candy. It's such a pain in the ass. The Starburst Bar would be a bunch of starburst stacked on top of eachother. The edges would be perferrated so they would stick together but still be able to come apart easily. Then you could eat them separately still with ease or just take a big bite. Hmm they might melt together but hey, chocolate bars melt all over too.
7.) Driveway Melter - This would be similar to one of those Roomba automatic vacuum robots that goes around your floor cleaning stuff. You would put one of these on your driveway as it started to snow and it would do its thing on the driveway except that it would have a heater on the bottom of it instead of a vacuum. This would melt the snow before it could accumulate.
my brain hurts from thinking of these, ill post more as they come to me...maybe
1.) Drexel University Liquor and Beer Store - What college does not have mass cheap alcohol within walking distance? It would make a fortune. This one is a keeper although there are probably some leagal reasons it has not already happened.
2.) Traffic Auto-drive - We already have cruise control, this would be similar except it has access to the brakes. It would be for when you are stuck on the highway or something just inching along. Stopping and starting and almost ramming the car in front is always annoying. This would go a max speed of like 5-10mph and just sense the car in front of you (could be with existing laser distance technology) and determine if it was moving away or not.
3.) Food Favorites Card - This would be a magnetic strip members club card subway or wawa would give out that you could store your favorite sandwich on. All you would have to do is swipe the thing on those wawa style terminals and BAM, your sandwich is being made. It would also be good for advertising purposes and demographics as you can see what people like and track them!
4.) Radio Information - This one I'm not too sure about but I think it should be feasible to send a little extra information with the radio signal that could identify the current song and artist. It could be recieved by your radio and displayed on the screen. This could actually have great marketing potential as you could send advertisements or whatever the hell you want to brainwash people.
5.) Soda Straw - Just a straw placed in a carbinated soda bottle. When the bottle is opened the straw would pop out ready to be drunken. Who uses a straw to drink soda? I don't care but it could be helpful.
6.) Starburst Candy Bar - I'm tired of unwrapping each individual piece of candy. It's such a pain in the ass. The Starburst Bar would be a bunch of starburst stacked on top of eachother. The edges would be perferrated so they would stick together but still be able to come apart easily. Then you could eat them separately still with ease or just take a big bite. Hmm they might melt together but hey, chocolate bars melt all over too.
7.) Driveway Melter - This would be similar to one of those Roomba automatic vacuum robots that goes around your floor cleaning stuff. You would put one of these on your driveway as it started to snow and it would do its thing on the driveway except that it would have a heater on the bottom of it instead of a vacuum. This would melt the snow before it could accumulate.
my brain hurts from thinking of these, ill post more as they come to me...maybe
posted by stuffbox at 4:32 PM
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