Bah.

One of the most annoying things that can happen to a guy's pants is spilling a small amount of liquid onto the ball area, it makes it look like you urinated yourself just a little. Not even man enough to pee yourself properly.

God damnit, I spilled Papa John's garlic sauce on my new pants this morning driving to work.
That spot didn't dry up since it's greasy. I hope it comes out in the wash.
yes I was eating pizza with the dippy sauce while driving at 5:30am