Drunk.
This post is late because I had a bunch of pictures that I wanted to include but lost motivation and the ability to describe the weekend entertainingly...anyway this is summary. No proof reading by me (is there ever?). yes, sometimes... i seem to be talking to myself.
Went up to Syracuse University May 6thish weekend in New York to visit some friends. I somehow managed to drink beer(mostly keystone light) continously for over 24 hours from Friday night to sunday morning. Probably the most I have ever drank in 2 consecutive days. Began Friday night at a bar consisting of $3 pitchers of beer. I was amazed since I usually hang around philadelphia where many of the places have single beers for $5 or $6. Anyway, the place was absolutly packed with people. Had a good time. On the way home me and two friends were walking home. Three girls were walking in front of us. All of a sudden one of the girls turns around and challenges us to a spitting contest, saying she was sure she could spit further than any of us. I cannot spit far at all but little did she know that one of my friends practices spitting like its his job. He defeated her and she was quite drunkenly annoyed.
The next morning we forced ourselves up at around 10AM for a round of golf. It was me and four of my friends. We arrived at the course (after a quick stop at the store to pick up a case of beer) and somehow obtained 2 golf carts for free. Out of the five of us, only one person knew how to really golf. Most of us had never even played a round before (besides mini golf or driving ranges). It was a good time though, very fun drunkenly riding around in those golf carts.
At around 4PM, after around 4 hours of golfing we headed to a beer pong tournament/party nearby. We pull up and hear a live band playing in the backyard of a house along with around 6 or 7 beer pong tables set up and a bunch of people everywhere. Moments after paying $5 for a cup to drink, getting the beer, and taking the first sip I look over my shoulder and see two police officers coming my way. The damn cops shut down the party, citing loudness or some bullshit. The band was a bit loud but they could have just stopped and, again, remember it's only 4PM! So, every files out and me and the crew head back to my friends house to drink some more while we figure out whats going on.
Eventually we decide we need to get more beer and go over to someone elses house and hang out for awhile. There are around 10 people at the house. At around midnight, after some card games and whatnot one of my friends gets a call from some people challenging all of us to a kickball game. After considering we all had not played kickball since 4th grade we accept the challenge. While walking over to the field we notice a guy and a girl carrying an entire stop sign. Once we arrive at the field we all begin playing a group of people who apparantly play kickball a lot because we were getting our asses kicked. There were no lights and we were drunk but it was still an ass kicking. Midway into the third inning I noticed everyone walking over to the fence next to the street and I see two campus security cars parked. The damn campus security broke up our game! It's around 1am but again, remember, it's kickball. After sadly informing the campus security that it we were off to do a more wholesome activity such as doing speedballs we left to hang out at someones house where we drank and chilled until almost 4am.
By this point, after drinking for so many hours, I was almost immune to the effects of beer. I was at this hazy stage where I was not super drunk but more beer had almost no affect on me.
I don't remember what happened after this, nothing exciting I don't think. Oh yeah, one of my friends, Juan, acted as a target for a waterballoon launcher a few times. He didn't realize at the time how much it could have hurt. We missed him. Maybe I'll post the pictures later.
Went up to Syracuse University May 6thish weekend in New York to visit some friends. I somehow managed to drink beer(mostly keystone light) continously for over 24 hours from Friday night to sunday morning. Probably the most I have ever drank in 2 consecutive days. Began Friday night at a bar consisting of $3 pitchers of beer. I was amazed since I usually hang around philadelphia where many of the places have single beers for $5 or $6. Anyway, the place was absolutly packed with people. Had a good time. On the way home me and two friends were walking home. Three girls were walking in front of us. All of a sudden one of the girls turns around and challenges us to a spitting contest, saying she was sure she could spit further than any of us. I cannot spit far at all but little did she know that one of my friends practices spitting like its his job. He defeated her and she was quite drunkenly annoyed.
The next morning we forced ourselves up at around 10AM for a round of golf. It was me and four of my friends. We arrived at the course (after a quick stop at the store to pick up a case of beer) and somehow obtained 2 golf carts for free. Out of the five of us, only one person knew how to really golf. Most of us had never even played a round before (besides mini golf or driving ranges). It was a good time though, very fun drunkenly riding around in those golf carts.
At around 4PM, after around 4 hours of golfing we headed to a beer pong tournament/party nearby. We pull up and hear a live band playing in the backyard of a house along with around 6 or 7 beer pong tables set up and a bunch of people everywhere. Moments after paying $5 for a cup to drink, getting the beer, and taking the first sip I look over my shoulder and see two police officers coming my way. The damn cops shut down the party, citing loudness or some bullshit. The band was a bit loud but they could have just stopped and, again, remember it's only 4PM! So, every files out and me and the crew head back to my friends house to drink some more while we figure out whats going on.
Eventually we decide we need to get more beer and go over to someone elses house and hang out for awhile. There are around 10 people at the house. At around midnight, after some card games and whatnot one of my friends gets a call from some people challenging all of us to a kickball game. After considering we all had not played kickball since 4th grade we accept the challenge. While walking over to the field we notice a guy and a girl carrying an entire stop sign. Once we arrive at the field we all begin playing a group of people who apparantly play kickball a lot because we were getting our asses kicked. There were no lights and we were drunk but it was still an ass kicking. Midway into the third inning I noticed everyone walking over to the fence next to the street and I see two campus security cars parked. The damn campus security broke up our game! It's around 1am but again, remember, it's kickball. After sadly informing the campus security that it we were off to do a more wholesome activity such as doing speedballs we left to hang out at someones house where we drank and chilled until almost 4am.
By this point, after drinking for so many hours, I was almost immune to the effects of beer. I was at this hazy stage where I was not super drunk but more beer had almost no affect on me.
I don't remember what happened after this, nothing exciting I don't think. Oh yeah, one of my friends, Juan, acted as a target for a waterballoon launcher a few times. He didn't realize at the time how much it could have hurt. We missed him. Maybe I'll post the pictures later.
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