Wednesday, May 04, 2005

One of the more hillarious things ever.

Vin Diesel Facts

So good.

example:

Everybody Loves Raymond. Except Vin Diesel; he fuckin hates that guy.

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Vin Diesel is an important part of the "carbon cycle"

And Vin Diesel so loved the world, that he gave it his only son: Superman.

Vin Diesel routinely sends nail bombs to the head of the Food and Drug Administration. No one is sure why.

Vin Diesel's skin is two hundred million times more heat resistant than a space shuttle's heat plates. He demonstrated this by jumping into a volcano. He emerged through an eruption six months later with the corpse of six dead Balrogs slain by hand.

Every night, Vin Diesel does 700 push ups and punches himself in the face until he passes out.

Check it out, many many more.

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