Lamest Post Ever.
While walking around campus today, my shoelaces somehow became untied for the first time in year and a half. I looked down, puzzled, and said, "hey my fucking shoe laces are untied." No one cared. I then subsequently tied them. The end.
posted by stuffbox at 1:07 AM
2 Comments:
Do you even know how to tie shoelaces? You never wear any.
I will steal your thunder with a story of my own. When I worked at the Y I used to have to tie all the kids' shoes all day so I finally tried to teach themself. I didn't remember how the whole bunny thing went to I taught them like this, "Make two bunny ears and then strangle the bunny!"
I'm sure you heard this before since I have exactly 8 stories.
I tie such good knots that they stay tied for years, literally.
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