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For whatever reason, I havn't been in the mood to post much. Some interesting things from February (skip to the very bottom for just something exciting (and possibly fraudulent):

1) Tried to smoke some from a cigarette. I think I failed if thats possible.
2) Was hit by a drunk driver while in a cab with some friends late one night. No real damage to the cab but the whole thing was entertaining. The guy was reeeally drunk. I took pictures and video on my cellphone but nothing too exciting.
3) Had a few house parties in the good ol' house and realized the best parties seem to be ones with only liquor, girls, and gay men. The gay men bring the girls and provide no competition. Also, I do not remember much from said house parties. The next party I am determined to be somewhat sober so I can form some coherant memories.
4) Rediscovered my love (and addiction) for fruit snacks.
5) Slept with your mom.
6) Had fun at the filmings of new SweatyRobot videos.
7) Went to Delaware to buy cheap bountiful liquor, including Everclear(not avaliable in PA) to make jungle juice. It's a good idea.
8) Saw Brokeback Mountain (actually at the end of January). It was definately one of the best movies I have seen in a long time.
9) Saw The Machinist starring Christian Bale (batman). Amazing how freaky thin he was for that movie.
10) Did many nerdy things.
11) Possibly saw Kirsten Dunst at a Cosi on UPenn's campus.
12) By habit, told a bum I had no change while actually playing with a bunch of useless change in my hands. Felt pretty dumb there.


And then, luckily, I dodged the bullet and spinning roundhoused the kidnapper, killing him instantly. I then grabbed the missing baby and returned him to his parents, who rewarded me with a plane ticket home to America.