Saturday, March 19, 2005

Hubcap Margaritas, Strippers, and Mental Asylums.

Well the title sums up last night. Started off with some light drinking, followed by some heavy drinking and nachos at a glorious place called Nacho Mamas in Canton, Baltimore. This is where I proceeded to drink an entire hubcap (ford brand) full of margarita, as seen below. Those four straws were all mine.

A lot of liquid.

After that adventure we somehow decided to head out to a strip club called Night Shift. For whatever reason we ended up actually going to a strip club called McDougles. I had been wondering, while drinking the margarita, what the etiquette/price was if I vomited on a stripper. When I actually got there I sobered up a bit, sort of, since I had never really been to a strip club before. After we stayed until near closing and I was introduced to the "lap dance" (gracious brian), we left for home. Unfortunatly, pictures were not allowed so there's nothing I can share. It was quite entertaining though, trust me.

On the way home we drunkenly decided to visit an abandonned asylum called Rosewood. I had already been there once before and I knew how freakin scary this place was. The people with me had not been there and when they walked into the first room, which is full of discarded old asylum bathtubs that look like they could be used for electroshock therapy, they were a bit creeped out. We walked a little bit in but they got too scared to continue and decided to come some other time. Wusses.

Good times.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Back to school.

Well, I'm done working for awhile, at least a year and a half as far as I can tell. Gotta go back to do that college thing now. Should be fun, hopefully. Too bad that a few of my friends are graduating. Oh well, have fun working the rest of your life, I'll join ya soon enough..maybe.


Gratuitous boob shot to keep people interested.

Creepy.


"It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Funny story about this picture. I tried to shadily take this picture by walking by, holding the phone up to my ear (which is why the picture's crooked) and make sure my fingers weren't blocking the lense..I don't think I was fooling anyone...Luckily I didn't get stabbed, kidnapped and put in a large hole in the guy's basement.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Worn out.

These pants I own are wearing out in a quite unfortunate area. The ball region is almost exposed, only a few threads cover it. I still wear them to work, like I did today, I just have to work a little harder when I'm sitting down to cover myself. Standing up they look all right but when I sit..well..anyway, so today at work I got some scotch tape and taped the inside so it wouldn't look as bad. It kind of worked..well not really. Might be time to retire these pants.

Always close to disaster.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Any ideas?

I'm looking for any ideas that might be interesting or unique that you would like to see on a blog or webpage. Anything is fine, even if it seems somewhat impossible.

And.....go.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Bored.

Update: I also seemed to have made a little kerjigger that can automatically tell what I'm currently doing. I made it pretty ambiguous for now, only has 4 or so different types of things I'm doing, so most of time it will probably be just "Here doing something", it could say exactly what I'm looking at but that might be a little creepy. I can manually set it also.

Well if you noticed I put a little thing over in the sidebar there that lists the current song I am playing on winamp. Why you ask? I don't know, got bored and wondered if I could do it.

Oh, I don't really make "playlists" I just have all my music on one list, including some pretty crappy songs that I have collected over the years. If it looks like I'm listening to britney spears or something, reload the page and you will see that I've probably switched off of it. If it still says britney spears, well..shut up then.

Also, it will not work with IE right now due to security issues. Gotta work on fixing that. It will work with Firefox and you should use Firefox anyway.