Happy Holidays.

see above.

As I walk down the highway all I do is sing this song.

And a train that's passin' my way helps the rhythm move along.

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!

I just happened to be switching through the channels and stopped for whatever reason I caught the introduction to this cartoon show. I think the day has finally come where a random word generator spits out titles. It's a shame. People still wonder why kids have ADD now and although I actually have different theories about ADD, stuff like this cannot be healthy. At least back in the day of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, while the title was long and weird, the show was actually about teenage mutant ninja turtles. This title actually ends with a GO! Ridiculous.

Oh, I'm making a new show called "Ultra Bananna Strawberry Smoothie Fruit Force Squad Hello?"....haha as you can see, I'm eating fruit right now.

Word of the Day.

zorrero
n.
A burglar who shits on the floor.
ex. El zorrero es muy bueno en el fútbol.

It is a spanish word. What makes it truly hillarious is the fact that this must happen enough in Mexico that they needed to come up with a word for it.

Question.

Q: What do you do if your nose is running and you are mentally unable to blow your nose due to a strange paranoia?
A: Snort water until your good.

I am not talking about myself although I also have weird aversions such as with swallowing pills, throwing up, and taking shots (needle or otherwise). I hope no one that is looking to torture me reads this.

Doh.

I put a big pile of wet laundry with about 90% of my wearable clothes into the dryer before I go to bed. I wake up the next morning only to find somehow the dryer turned off and my clothes have frozen into a big block. Awesome! No really, it was pretty cool.

Bush.

Bush is TIME MAN OF THE YEAR. I wonder if he is the first winner who might not even be able to tell time...badum ching!

In more important news, Kevin Costner steals babies! I knew it. Look at those shifty eyes. Probably thinking about babies right now.

Cell Phone Ringtone?

Anyone know of a song that contains a 25 second excerpt that would make an excellent cell phone ring? I'm lookin for a new ring. My current ring is the first 25 seconds from Beck's "Where it's at". I can take any mp3 and use it so think hard. By the way, whenever I hear that Beck song now I freak out and think my phone is ringing, even if I am on the phone. If you ever see me, play the song and you will see. Laugh at my Pavlovian conditioning.

Please leave a comment if you have any ideas. You can leave anonymous comments, I don't mind.

Thank you in advance for anyone who posts. Screw you in advanced for anyone who doesn't.

Another Week.

Well, this monstrosity is a week old and I am still updating it and written more than I thought I would. It also seems that I am not just talking to myself as a few people actually look at this drivel; and I bet you all know eachother. You can still see I don't really know how to use semi-colons. Someday maybe...

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

Johnny Depp is the new Wonka. Check the trailer here. Besides the fact that Depp looks like a zombie with creepy facial expressions it looks ok. It still think it is very unnecessary.

"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

Nippletastic.

If you can guess where this nipple is located, you win 2 bits. Click here for the answer.

I might have to remove this picture soon as it is a little disturbing for me to look at constantly.

Carnivale.

Watched the entire first season on dvd today, 12 episodes straight starting from when I woke up this morning. I still only barely know what the show is about.

What I learned about the 1930's:

1) Peope were dirty (everything was dirty).
2) People smelled.
3) 2 bits is 25 cents.
4) Most people led pointless lives.
5) Carnivals were sometimes home to epic battles between good and evil.