Canadian Whiskey and so forth.

Another night of shenanigans, this time beginning with way too much cheap Canadian whiskey. "Mmm, tastes like Canada!" Me and my liver had a little talk beforehand and I promised it that I wouldn't really drink because of last night's festivities. My foolish liver should have realized was lying. Between 4 of us (me,juan,chris,nick) there we practically finished off a handle before we even left to go out. Thats many multiples of shots each, and surprisingly it didn't taste any better by the last shot. Anyway, after actually going out, amusing (to me) things happened of which I shall list some as bullet points only because it's not really worth it trying to retell the stories; no one will really understand. Many of them seem to involve Chris for whatever reason.

-played some pool and drunkenly beat a cheating asshole. Chris forgets ID at bar (realized next day).
-urinate on hotel with Juan while Chris runs into lobby and takes trashcan, placing it outside entrance (he thought it looked better)
-walk by liberty bell, Chris tries to scale wall.
-try to get into new club, give Chris my ID, shady handoff style..doesn't work.
-go to new club, chris argues with bouncer to get me and juan in for free..doesn't work.
-spend $5 on beer..one beer.
-get split up, eventually go outside with Juan, eat pizza.
-talk with group of cops about some shroom salesman they just arrested
-chris and nick come back, chris jumps on top of newspaper dispensers
-get in cab with juan to head back, learn from taxi driver that many many people have thrown up in back seat and he has to clean it.
-chris knocks over girls drink..gets in fight..headlock, kicked out of bar.
-had weird dream about girl I knew in middle/highschool

Blind.

I appologize in advance. I find it fascinating how I, and apparantly guys in general, can completely miss all the drama occuring right around them that other people (girls) go through. I was at a party last night and the whole night seemed to go fine. Everyone seemed to be having a good time and hanging out. Only later after the party and the following day do I learn about all these happenings that apparantly some girls there went through. I'm not going to get into it but it's amazing how I didn't see any sign of it at all during the party. I thought it might have just been me and my cute, innocent, drunken naive attitude but I don't think so. Girls can always see it. So the moral of the story is, girls, if you have some drama happening or your not happy for whatever reason (especially if it deals with us in some way), make it very obvious because guys cannot easily pick up on these things. It would really help us out and probably make your life easier.

Also, some dude there (possibly named dimitri, as I have said before I am terrible with names of people I just meet) sang a song about me; I think while playing flipcup. Hah, I thought it was amusing. Here, I recorded it. Listen.

Hmm, I called my attitude "cute", thats kind of gay (see below)...oh well.

Gay.

I decree that the word "gay" now has nothing to do with homosexuality. It is just a term to describe something thats..well..gay.. spread the word.

ex. Going to bed bath and beyond is gay, I'd rather go to taco bell.

DO IT. Don't be gay.

Amusing.

This was linked to from the official Google Blog. Seems like a fun place to work.

PS. she works for google for those who dont understand.

Spring Break.

Am I on it? Who knew? While most my friends from other schools went somewhere fun, it seems everyone at my school just went home. Anyone want to go anywhere? Just need one person.

Short Update.

Well, you might remember I made a post a month or two ago entitle Fare Evasion. Well, as an update and I guess for future reference, I never did get a ticket, so I guess it worked. Cool stuff.