Bedtime Rant.

I dislike how people say everything happens for a reason. Fate is bullshit. It is simply a comfort for those too afraid to realize life can be crappy for no particular reason, possibly forever. If you are one of those people, sorry man, that sucks. There is only now and what you make of it. Even though I don't believe in fate and people's false grasps for reason, I do believe in the "ignorance is bliss" principle so people should just continue doing whatever makes them feel best. I've unfortunatly already lost a good chunk of ignorance myself but I still got some left.


I don't really like ranting on my blog since I originally made this thing to hold my memories and the fact that ranting seems so sterotypical but eh.

Weeknights.

Last night went to a strip club with a bunch of people for Chuck's birthday. Good times. The one memorable moment I had involved me getting a lap dance. The stripper was almost overly nice and I happened to blurt out, "You are really nice....for a stripper." I'm not sure why I added that last stripper part, might have been because of the dead look in her eyes or possibly because I was staring at her breasts. After I realized what I said and how that might be taken as insulting, I laughed to myself. She gave me a weird look but was cracked out on something so I'm not sure if she heard/understood me. Also memorable was the seemingly unexpected lap dance Anna had. That was nice.

Bored.

I had an urge today to fill out info about myself on thefacebook or actually start putting people on my friends list. I fought it. As of now I don't have any info about myself and the friends I have listed are only friends who happened to invite me first. Maybe someday I will go all out and get it over with. Creepy ass facebook.

Artichoke Spinach Dip

Been held up on posting the weekend story but hopefully should get posted today. Anyway, on a different topic, I am an expert on artichoke spinach dip. Weird thing to be an expert in but I have tried it pretty much at every restaurant I've been to. If you want to know which one's the best it depends on what your looking for. If you want a more salty taste the dip at Ruby Tuesdays or TGI Fridays is pretty good (Fridays gives you 4 large pieces of garlic bread or something to dip as well as chips). More creamy would have to be a place called Ram's Head (yeah...i know...awesome). Ram's Head also serves the dip in a bread bowl which is cool. On my birthday I went to Magianno's (see below) and got it there. Not bad but very stringy (because it was obviously made fresh). Overall, I think the best dip comes from Olive Garden, possibly because you eat the dip with toasted little pieces of bread instead of chips. It's not too salty or creamy or stringy. Olive Garden also happens to be the first place I had artichoke spinach dip.

For worst places to eat dip it would have to be a tie between a few restaurants. This is because they all use the same type of dip. Must be the cheap kind. A place called the Spaghetti Warehouse is one of them. It's not overly bad tasting but has a weird aftertaste (probably because of the food die or preservatives...or in Spaghetti Warehouse's case...added bacon juice). The dip is also similar to the TGIF frozen dip you can buy at the supermarket (which is the nastiest of them all but doesn't really count since it's at a supermarket).

Yep...so...uh..yeah...artichoke spinach dip is good. Carry on.